The
Spellman Files, by Lisa Lutz
Imagine your parents
are detectives, working from home, who press you
into service in the family business while you are still a
grade-schooler. From the earliest age, you know the best ways to tail a
car, stake out a suspect, pick a lock, lie to get information. Can you
trust anyone?
This comedic,
unusual book explores life in the Spellman family, as
viewed by Isabel, who is 28 at the book's opening and dealing with the
disappearance of her young sister, also a budding detective. The book
uses flashbacks to flesh out the family history, which includes Izzie's
various romantic misfires (who, she wonders, will be her next
ex-boyfriend?). Izzie, you see, can't still the detective inside, can't
quit the only life she has ever known, and thus finds herself running
background checks on boyfriends. Make that ex-boyfriends.
The book's
suspense is captured with twin mysteries -- what happened to
a missing teenage boy (a seemingly insoluble cold case Izzie's mom
gives her to crack before she can quit the agency, knowing full well
Izzie will neither be able to solve the case nor quit it), and what
happened to Izzie's missing little sister. Both mysteries are resolved
with twists, the first being one that I didn't see coming, the second a
little more predictable. To me, neither was completely satisfying.
Overall, a
lightweight, entertaining read, but somewhat forgettable.
Bridge
to Terabithia, by Katherine Paterson (book published in 1977)
Bridge to Terabithia (film
released in
2007)
Mastering
Abundance (A Spiritual Approach To Getting Anything You Want By Having
God Serve You)
By Nzingha Moses
(review published by ForeWord Reviews)
Nzingha
Moses wants -- no, expects -- to soon own an $11.5 million mansion. She
has pictures of her dream house cut from magazines; she has the entire
building planned, except for the date she should expect the keys to
arrive. Perhaps this year. She hasn't decided when to place her order.
Not that Moses, a minister, motivational speaker and self-proclaimed
psychic, has $11.5 million -- yet. But since she has figured out how to
order up whatever she wants from the universe, it's only a question of
time.
After all, Moses wished to have a house before age 30 and, she writes,
found what she was looking for the day before her 30th birthday. Luck?
Coincidence? Or self-created miracle? Moses chose the latter
explanation for stumbling across an affordable home decorated in
furnishings similar to those in her apartment, just in time for her
birthday. Surely, she implies, getting an upgrade to a mansion when
she's in the mood to move won't be a problem.
Moses has decided to share her spiritual theories with us in a book
with a cover featuring the silhouette of a couple looking upon a house,
car, boat and wad of cash. The book jacket copy further spells out its
message: “You will be able to draw to you: love; money; houses; cars;
boats; jobs and careers etc…Whatever your heart desires can be yours!”
How to get these goodies? By ordering God – also referred to as “the
universe” – to dish ’em up. After all, Moses explains, God is your
servant, not your master. If you want something, all you have to do is
project (“manifest”) your desire. If you remain poor, jobless, without
love, or even in pain, the fault is yours for projecting defeatist
messages, for not believing in the power of positive thinking,
Moses-style. Or perhaps it's bad karma from sins you committed in a
prior life. Either way, it’s your fault.
Moses believes so strongly in her version of the prosperity gospel that
she tells her mother, who is worried about unpaid bills, to put them
away and consider them paid, even when they are not. (Moses says her
mother remains unconvinced by her theories, leaving us to assume that
the bills remain unpaid.)
This slim, 174-page guide to achieving "abundance" is a mix of reheated
prosperity gospel, warmed-over fortune-cookie platitudes, and rehashed
"love yourself” feel-good banalities, mixed in a stew of cliches,
repetition, and grammar so poor that some sentences are rendered
incomprehensible (example: “That the more degrees you have, the greater
expertise you are in that field you have become.”). Case studies
showing abundance in action lack last names or any type of facts that
can be verified, even when they concern successful restaurateurs and
fashion designers.
If you are a fan of the prosperity gospel or you’re looking for a few
phrases to add to your daily affirmations, you might consider checking
this book out. Otherwise, I'm going to project a negative message to
the universe here: fuhgeddaboutit.